Daily Archives: July 22, 2010

Andrew Vs. “Tomboy/Slow Motion” by Panda Bear

It seems that every time I listen to Panda Bear’s 2007 album “Person Pitch”, I get stuck in to this world of mesmerization. I like every member of Animal Collective a ton, but with the release of the “Tomboy” single, (first in a series of three singles that will be released prior to the full album release in September), I seem to have gained a larger admiration for the stylings of Noah Lennox, the man behind Panda Bear.

Both “Tomboy” and “Slow Motion” seem marginally different from Panda’s past work, but you can see great comparisons between both of Animal Collective’s most recent albums, “Strawberry Jam” and “Merriweather Post Pavilion”. There is a lot less sampling used in both of these songs, the most possible culprit to the departure from “Person Pitch”.

One can pull many more similarities between “Tomboy” and the previous works of Panda Bear, but something about the new track feels like it tries to break free with frequently echoing guitar. Lennox could easily have went with the same basic premise of “Person Pitch” but this escape adds a sense of mystery to the rhythm of the song. “Tomboy” is great.

“Slow Motion”, where do I begin? I absolutely love this track. It starts off with a swift and memorable hip-hop beat and progresses with a catchy, dark piano riff, ending with soaring vocals that you’ve come to know from himself and Animal Collective. Everything seems to mesh extremely  well together and it makes me wonder if more artists will begin adding seemingly out of place hip-hop percussions to their music.

WINNER: “Tomboy/Slow Motion” by Panda Bear

WHY: Panda Bear has added a great deal of newfound depth to his style and the tracks prove it. Best song: “Slow Motion”

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John Vs. “Nighttime/Anytime (It’s Alright)” by The Constantines


Oh yeah we do individual song reviews. No I didn’t just decide this. Shut up.

This is usually the answer I’d give to any sorts of goofy questions like “what’s the best song of the decade” or “what’s your favorite song,” or even “if you were a wrestler, what would your theme song be.” Well, this or “S.O.S.” by Lightning Bolt. Anyways, the point is that it’s probably my favorite song.

When I bought “Shine A Light,” I went in having only heard this song, and was initially really disappointed. I had listened to this song basically nonstop, and was completely in love with it. I was too young to understand the power it had, but I could see the demonstration of that power, and I felt like I had to own it. Eating a man to gain his powers and such.

Of things that have not changed as I’ve aged, the power this song holds over me is one of them. It’s hard for me to listen to it and not drop everything I’m doing, and not convulse as it courses through me, and not burst into howls along with Bry Webb. It’s hard not to surrender.

The song itself is everything I love about art rock or whatever you want to call this. There’s more than power chords because the song is worth more than that, and the intricacy of the song is meant to fit in with the power the song has over the songwriters. I wonder if they knew how incredible this song is when they were starting to put pieces of it together, because every part of it is perfect. It’s beautiful in the same way films of predators are, and brutal like the empty streets of modern cities. The savage build, short release, and return to the cacophony of pure goddamn rock music is lifelike in a way only a song can be. This song makes me want to fuck something in half and scream through glass, and all of the other feats rock and roll should make you want to do.

So I guess the song is okay.

WINNER: “Nighttime/Anytime (It’s Alright)”

WHY: It’s perfect to my aesthetic.

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Andrew Vs. “Crazy For You” by Best Coast

Best Coast is one of the most popular buzzbands of 2010 and their debut album is nearing its release. Most of the EP’s they have put out have been generally well received and excitement was built for somewhat good reason.

Until I realized every song on “Crazy For You” is essentially the same, each based around boys, cats, weed, and being a bitch. Sure, there are some standouts, like “Boyfriend”, “Our Deal”, and “When I’m With You”, but in the end it feels like all these songs were thrown together in a matter of days, reminding me of a more half-assed experimental version of Dr. Pepper’s “Band In a Bubble”, where bands of mild popularity and mediocrity are thrust into a bubble-like household for thirty days and are expected to leave with a finished album.

Not only do the majority of the lyrics on “Crazy For You” seem insanely similar crossing each song, the music written for each of them is reminiscent of the one before it. Best Coast lead, Bethany Cosentino talks about how she writes most of her songs with simple, catchy lyrics because that’s just her style. Normally, I can agree with that, except none of the songs have anything special to offer besides their simplicity, and in the end the album comes of as short and monotonous. Which it is.

Literally, from song to song, the basis is exactly the same, just with slightly differentiated lyrics. I am not sure if this was Cosentino’s intention, but if it is, boy, what a bitch. It makes no sense, how you can rhyme “crazy” with “lazy” probably three times on the entire 31:33 runtime, and be called a respected artist. I don’t know how I can ask her to improve on anything because I don’t even know anymore what she is capable of. So, in a nutshell, just listen to “Boyfriend”.

The problem with this album is that it has a terrible struggle with finding variety and is simplified for a four year-old.

WINNER: ANDREW

WHY: Because everything about Best Coast’s album is indulgent and can’t be counted as anything but a summer album for one listen. Make-out music my ass, Bethany. These are young children you are talking to about weed and boys.

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John Vs. Poverty

So today happened. Have pictures. Continue reading

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Matt Vs. “Culdesac” by Childish Gambino

Childish Gambino is the rap name actor/writer/comedian Donald Glover works under. Before I get into this review, I want to preface that I love Donald Glover. He’s the new thing in comedy. Dude’s got a future. In comedy. Music? Well, that’s a different story.

“Culdesac” is what you’d expect from a rap album influenced by most mainstream artists. It’s filled with incessant loops, usually features soulful backup vocals, and has songs with titles like “I Got This Money.” The actual instrumentation of these songs is pretty good. The backing band that Donald has working with him isn’t really the issue here.

See, my main problem with “Culdesac” lies with Donald himself. He started off doing short comedy skits for youtube with his troupe Derrick Comedy. It wasn’t too long until we started seeing Donald’s name and face on such shows as “Community” and “30 Rock”. This guy got famous quick. And he worked his ass off to do so. And, god damn it, is he ever proud of him self. So proud, in fact, that he’s going to rap about how fucking awesome he is at you for an entire album.

Yes, most of the songs in “Culdesac” are of the same theme: “Yo, I worked so hard to get here, and now all these people are up in my business.” “I’m so talented in so many fields. I’m so awesome.” And even though I love Donald, I can only take so much of his self congratulatory nature. An entire album is about too much for me to handle.

For a guy who is such a talented comedian, I would think he’d try a different angle with his songwriting. Maybe try a more Beastie Boys approach and have fun with it. Don’t take yourself so seriously. But, alas, we get the same old drivel we do from other rappers. A guy and a mic rapping about how hard it is to be successful and how everyone around him doubted his future. Alright, we get it. It’s hard being you. Who gives a fuck?

I like the rap genre, as far as to say it’s my favourite style of music to listen to. But the problem I’ve always had with most rappers is the subject matter they choose to talk about. Donald has some skills. Boy knows how to spit rhymes. He’s got a good handle on the wordplay, and has a surprisingly good voice, singing wise and rapping. I just wish he’d be more creative.

WINNER: MATT

WHY: Because while fellating yourself into a microphone may be fun for you, it’s tiresome for the rest of us. And kinda gross. Stop it.

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John Vs. “King Of The Beach” by Wavves

Listening to the new Wavves leaves me feeling like I’ve failed. Like, there was more I could’ve done to stop this. The brother is from San Diego, and he’s representing both poorly and really well. Wavves Guy is a self-centered amateur who likes to grandstand in odd ways, like the girl in her bra and jeans during a pool party. The attitude he has is really really San Diego.

The first thing to understand about King of the Beach is that if the thing you liked about Wavves (if anything) was the lo-fi-ness, well fuck you friend. Even though that sound made Surf Rock In The Oughts work due to how washed out and harsh it sounded in the face of the world, Wavves Guy got the band Jay Reatard left behind to invalidate everything his old sound implied. If there was ever a time that blurry, painful surf rock could have worked, it was 2010. But no. The “clean” album, instead.

FIRST TANGENT OF THE NEW BLOG: I can’t help but feel that all of this surf rock and “chillwave” and whatever bullshit about how cool the ocean is coming at a shitty time. The gulf coast is right there, and you’re making an album about how awesome it is to have fun seaside? Come now.

There’s a few traces of the fuzzy peak festival he left behind on this new album in his vocals, but that doesn’t really cut it when four tracks in some 60s pop drums start up as he whines about whatever When You Will Come is about. I’m sorry that I’m not feeling him growing as an artist, because where he’s growing is in a place where he doesn’t excel: songwriting.

I was entranced by the first two albums because it seemed that what he was hitting on was almost accidental. Some vein of a rare mineral stripmined, and it could be that it emptied out. It’s what made his approach to pop structure interesting, and it’s the thing that gave him a voice, and it’s a shitty thing to run out of in that case. Clean Deliberate Wavves. I’m struggling to think of something less appealing.

Maybe some people are just satisfied that he’s finished being caustic.

WINNER: JOHN

WHY: Everything he liked about Wavves is in a trash can somewhere, and he wasn’t done seeing how deep those ideas went.

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