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Best EP

Best EP is an idea we’ve toyed with in the past, for sure. It’s an interesting form of popular music, where the conceits of defining what a collection of songs means is discarded wholly. It’s an EP: it’s stuff that’s done now, that doesn’t really have some bigger home to belong to. It wasn’t until this year that there’s been enough EPs to consider seriously enough that brought the category into existence.

So our competitors this year:
Burial’s “Kindred,” which speaks for itself.
Cerce’s self-titled, which is like watching a deeply unsettling landspeed race.
“Silent Hour/Golden Mile” by Daniel Rossen, who I want to eat so I can gain his powers.
Hodgy Beats’ untitled EP, which had everything we were hoping to see in Mellowhype’s “Numbers”
Lower’s brutal Danish Punk Fuck You attack with “Walk On Heads”
The TNGHT EP, which is great if only for putting HudMo on everyone’s map.

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Not Best Album of 2012

In 2010, this award was about voicing severe disappointment with a sophomore effort.

In 2011, this award was about voicing severe anger at the romanticizing of 90s rock.

In 2012, there’s a lot of ways we could’ve gone. Twin Shadow certainly embodies the 2010 reasoning, and Best Coast the 2011 reasoning. We also suffered through two of these albums for Oh God Oh No. The two other records, Metz and Julia Holter, are critical darlings that fell on deaf ears over here. So what’s the call? Continue reading

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IT’S THE 2012 FOWRIES

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The ceremony the entire industry has no idea about has finally arrived! After months of logistical management tragedies and a few weirdo last minute twists, we are proud to present the 2012 FOWRIES. Continue reading

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Fermixtape Over Whole Rest #10


VOTE SONGS
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RETRACE 2012 pt 2

At the first half of this year, there was a temptation to include The Money Store in Ineffable, which passed as we got to know the albums that would actually populate the category. Looking back at last year, Ineffable was kind of a cop-out category. We don’t intend on having a folk category, so the three folk albums that had an effect ended up there. We thought tUnE-yArDs was too “weird” to be in pop and so we excluded it. 13 & God and Colin Stetson were the only legitimate candidates, and Stetson was the reason the whole category existed.

This year, I’ve taken advantage of the term to go and experience some truly far out shit, so the things in Ineffable are mostly of my own footwork and discovery. Pure noise recording, ambient non-electronic recordings, and a repeat appearance.
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FERMIXTAPE OVER WHOLE REST #9

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RETRACE 2012, Part 1

(Yeah, I know. Content death. We’re hobbyists. Shit happens. I’m back now, anyways.)

2012 has been an insane year for music. Really, we chose the worst time to stop writing about things, because I know that I have a whole lot of shit I want to talk about that I haven’t gotten the chance to. So I’m embarking on a tiny adventure, focused on the year end shit.

We still split things up by genre, and in every genre, there’s these impossible juggernauts that seem unstoppable as category winners. At the same time, we’re not interested in something so droolingly easy as declaring category winners months ahead of time (although there was a brief temptation to rename the Best Album of 2012 award to “The Seer Memorial Runner Up Album of the Year 2012” before even that got hazy). Since we take a genre approach, this gives an easy way to introduce the records we’ve been enjoying that have a real shot at being category winners. Continue reading

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John Vs. “No Love Deep Web” by Death Grips

(I’m not posting the cover, but not because I object to it. It’s because I don’t know where anyone will be when reading it, and it’s unfair to assume it’ll be somewhere without prying eyes. I’m also not posting the “censored” cover because fuck a cop-out.)

I thought I had nothing left to say about Death Grips after witnessing one of the few shows they did for The Money Store. That experience fucked my life up for a few months as I had to compartmentalize and come to terms with everything they showed on those screens. I thought by making the front of the website that fucking jacket I wouldn’t budge on that stance. And then No Love Deep Web came out, and a bunch of crazy shit came out with it. I have theories. Here they are. Continue reading

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John Vs. “The Seer” by Swans

Before we begin, I’d like to apologize for downloading the leak of the record. Gira wont read this, but I just want it public that, yes, I’ve had it for like a month, and that was a month before the general public had it, when I wasn’t supposed to have it. To make up for it, I bought it twice, and I am now going to spend my power praising it.

I’m also going to take a moment to indulge in detailing the way I listened to this record. You don’t have to listen to it this way for it to be good, but I found it to be a positive experience overall.
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OH GOD OH NO OH #4

 

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